we are all trying here (2026)
you seem like someone with a thousand doors wide open.
imagine everyone had a thousand doors inside them.
reading something written by someone who hasn't even opened a single door
is so boring and suffocating.
but reading a screenplay by someone with a few doors open grabs my attention.
you seem like someone who's got all a thousand doors wide open.
i'm about to become something incredible.
i'm going to become incredibly and even more, more, more, more worthless,
and even more, more, more, more useless.
and i'm going to piss you all off more and more and more more!
brace yourselves.
you'll end up waving a white flag. and finally,
i'm going to pull up the shiny truth from the very depts of my worthlessness.
look forward to my shiny story.